February 2012
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heroes-and-cons:
richwhitelesbian:
kanghyuk:
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all republicans are like that and tbh it really hurts that people think this way about me.
“wahhhh wahhhh...
Cough Syrup
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lionelandresmessi:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
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hannahhorvath:
you know our society has a giant fucking problem when two boys in bed together gets a tv-14 rating and a parental guidance warning but a boy wrapping a belt around his neck doesn’t
whompthatwillow:
Things that couldn’t make Rachel postpone her wedding:
Broadway
Barbara Streisand
Patti LuPone
Things that could make Rachel postpone her wedding:
Quinn Fabray
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911: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: QUINN SHE JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR OMG HELP IT LOOKED BAD OMG
911: Does she need help? Where is she?
Me: NO NOT HER ME I NEED HELP SOBBING AND HYPERVENTILATING HEART PALPITATIONS
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moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Anonymous asked: Nice blog
fuxks:
My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We call him Los now.
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
kissme2ne1:
i wanna call people and just whisper “jyp” and hang up
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fffcuk:
tyleroakley:
fffcuk:
this is a real message that i got
Facebook: you’re using it right.
shut up tyleroakley
CINNA: DISTRICT TWELVE'S OTHER VOLUNTEER?
capitolcouture:
CINNA
DISTRICT TWELVE’S OTHER VOLUNTEER?
By now, avid Hunger Games fans are well aware that Katniss Everdeen is District 12’s first volunteer Tribute in decades - but she won’t be the only volunteer on Team 12 at the 74th Hunger Games! Meet Cinna, the hotly-tipped young stylist who — get this — actually requested to work with the D12 Tributes. We have to say, this brave if...
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dobbyisabamf:
kluet:
glamydia:
a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
still crying
i’m going to hell for how hard i laughed at this
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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Anonymous asked: I love your blog and think your really cute
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KARA's Event Manager A Member Of The Pro-North... →
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xenons:
have you ever just laid in bed and cried and cried because you think you’re ugly? because i haven’t. thank u jesus for making me beautiful.
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849